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peacetraveler22 ([personal profile] peacetraveler22) wrote2013-11-13 11:16 am
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Bizarre Russian Foods

herring

Remember my post about the Ukrainian market? I wrote there that I love food and my position hasn't changed. In America, we're getting ready to enter the most delicious time of year. We'll celebrate Christmas in less than two weeks. For my family, this means big gatherings and feasts. I can't really say I love Russian food. During my visits I tried some local cuisine, but didn't like most of it. I'm a very picky eater, not liking fish, seafood or a lot of meat. Recently on a popular U.S. website there was an article entitled "17 Bizarre Foods Every Russian Grew Up With." Maybe you'll find it amusing. I picked the most interesting dishes from the list and I've tasted a lot of the items. For me, the most disgusting delicacies are all the food molds stuffed with meats, herring and other treats. Like this photo, where the dish is called "herring under fur coat." :)

1. Olivye salad. I tasted this last New Year's eve. I don't like mayonnaise, so I can't eat it. I never put dressing on anything, or even ketchup, mustard or other condiments. I eat most things plain.

olivye

2. Salo. I think this is now more closely associated with Ukraine. I tasted it in Kyiv - ah, chewy fat! Not to my liking. I eat a lot of chicken and steak and all fat must be trimmed. I know some people enjoy this part of the meat but it gags me.

salo

3. Kvas. You can easily find this in America, but the taste is too strong for me. During my recent trip to Russia, I tasted birch beer for the first time. Delicious and lighter!

kvas

4. Kompot. This drink I really like! I've had it in several Russian cafes, including Cafe Mu-Mu where I tasted it for the first time. Similar to American fruit punch, but more tasty with the real fruit thrown in.

kompot

5. Varenyky. Is this common in modern day Russia? I remember it being the national dish in Ukraine, available everywhere with a wide variety of stuffing like meat, potatoes and sweet fruits.

varenyky

6. Kishka. Never tasted it and there's too much meat involved!! I doubt I would like it. Maybe I'll be brave next time and take a bite.

kishka

7. Blini w/Caviar. I can't eat it though I tried during a New Year's eve celebration last year with a Russian family. Too salty, and I don't like the strong fishy taste.

blini

8. Kholodets. This is the most interesting dish! I remember at the holidays seeing all kinds of creative molds made out of swans, birds, animals, etc. Very strange and funny. :) During Valentine's Day, maybe they produce heart shaped molds? I also ate a version of this at Cafe Mu-Mu and didn't like it. The jelly texture is odd and the minced meat wasn't very good quality.

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9. Herring, mayo and pickle sandwich. When we were completely drunk at the seedy St. Petersburg vodka bar, the guys tried to get me to eat this as a snack. I refused and ate cheese and crackers instead. This thick brown bread would have been much better to soak up the poison!! Perhaps this is why I needed help walking home at the end of the night! :) Pickles - I hate this food more than any other!

herring, mayo

10. No words for this photo! :))

canned herring

11. In Russia, I'm completely addicted to the sweets and candies. This is my favorite. Each time I visit, my host always has a bunch in the refrigerator and I eat these bars daily. Delicious!

bar

What's your favorite national dish?

Also, I wonder whether it's interesting to readers if I write about how an average American family celebrates Thanksgiving and Christmas? I can take photos and write about my family celebrations if it's an interesting topic? What do you think? Vote below please.


[identity profile] jack-cracker29.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)


You ever seen an armadillo as a roadkill. Most gut wrenching sighting. The poor little thing is dumber than a deer, it just stares into headlightes and then it’s… crunch time… would look right in with all the Russian delicacies… ;)

Love for me? Thanks!
I’m happily married to an all-american girl… not that I wouldn't dump her for the beauties from this treasure trove... ;))) site looks good… you could start a new Cirque Du Freak Show…
where you finding things like that too much time on yr hands? Maybe they have a Russian chef on that site who’d get you used to mother Russia’ foods ;) like toothy herring with fur, mayo and mustard. Does herring come with feather too or just fur? ;)

And c’mon you can’t be serious, you don’t like French food? Smelly cheeses, foie grass… it’s really good. Pistachio apricot pie fresh from boulangerie… to fucking die for.
I don’t eat steak tartar but most other stuff is great. Other than weird snail and frog legs shit. Travel to Bordeaux or Lyon for really good stuff.

[identity profile] real-marsel.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Жир и желе, аха. Очень грубый перевод. Сало - lard, а холодец так и будет.

[identity profile] real-marsel.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Прочёл и прям слюни потекли, как вы это описываете. :-)

[identity profile] alex winter (from livejournal.com) 2013-11-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Нет,я вообще не в штатах

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I confused you with another reader who uses FB avatar!

[identity profile] lovigin.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
№8 it's bueeeeeeeeeee((((

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer vodka! But Belenkiy won't let me get drunk when I visit. :))

[identity profile] nagolny.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Kishka? Actually we don't eat this shit in Russia, where did you find it lol

[identity profile] marinasposad.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Никогда не ела кишку.... А вот компотика бы попила:)

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"
I don't like mayonnaise, so I can't eat it. I never put dressing on anything, or even ketchup, mustard or other condiments. I eat most things plain.
"

Oh! Just like me :)
But there are exceptions. Ex: I prefer steaks with A1 sauce. It has a lot of oranges and I like all types of citrus.


You probably can eat Olivier salad with sour cream instead of mayonnaise. It can be made without meats too.

Salo is very good with black bread only. They compensate each other tastes.

I do not like any sweet drinks be it cola or kompot. Sweet drinks do not satisfy my thirst.
Only tea. Tea party :))

Kholodets can be very tasty if made at home from quality meats. But it should be eat with white khren (horseradish) to complement meat's thickness and ease digestion.
en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Chrain

BTW about Mu-Mu, it's not the best place to taste new foods :)
It's just a cheap eatery and many foods there are unnecessary salty, fatty, stay in open pans for long time or just not tasty.

I always try to eat home food prepared by my mother or my wife.
Our diner at work is also not bad...

Yes, sweets in Russia are generally better than in America but beware cheap varieties with vegetable oils.
The only brand of sweets I liked in America was Mrs.See's chocolates.

[identity profile] pasha1980.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Last summer I overheard two American ladies talking on the boardwalk at Brighton Beach in New York about Russian restaurants and food. "I went to this Volna restaurant once," one of the ladies said, "it's not healthy stuff."

Basically, Russians have no notion of healthy eating. They eat lots of highly nutritious meat and fat to stuff themselves and get some energy out of it but they don't have a delicate palate.
Edited 2013-11-13 21:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Они ничего не курили и скорее всего вообще мозг туда не прикладывали.
Гугл - это статистический переводчик, то есть он вообще сам ничего не знает, и опирается на огромную поисковую базу, где находит соответствия, как чаще всего переводится то или это.
Поэтому у него бывают чудовищные артефакты.
Шеннон как-то приводила пример перевода "мимими" - там вообще какой-то ахтунг :)

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"
I will probably get some angry comments for this
"
Not from me :)
To be in a Russian community is not the same as to be in Russia.
I once was invited to a "Russian" party through this site
www. russianseattle. com
But they started to talk about some specific Jewish things which I did not understand so I got a feeling that I do not belong there. :)

Also I grew up in Moscow where there are World-class events and, like in England, no one know their neighbours until directly introduced to them.
But communities are more like villages where everybody know each other and there are envy, gossips, very local news, etc.

[identity profile] pasha1980.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, this is so sad.

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"
lot of it is served cold
"
That's because most of the dishes you presented here are from "appetizer" type or "Hors d'oeuvre" how wikipedia name it.

When guests come these dishes are already served on a table.
Then HOT soup is served (first dish) and then a HOT second dish like meat with popatoes or another.
And after that tea or coffee with sweets.

When I have lunch at work I go to the diner and always take a small vegetable salad, hot soup and hot second dish.
That's a traditional meal.
Of course you can omit salad or soup if you want.
Slim girls often eat only salad :))

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you did not taste the real cold soup called "okroshka".
It is served in hot summer time and is made from kvas mixed with eggs, greens and pieces of sausage...

[identity profile] qi-tronic.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Be prepared for many hours of cooking.
In the end you would get a very dense broth from bones and then you would need to put it to a refrigerator for a night.
There this broth will turn to jelly.

[identity profile] krisa-rat.livejournal.com 2013-11-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I like bliny but with sour cream. And now in Poland I really miss them. In Russia I could buy bliny with different stuffing near the university but there are only bliny with cavier in Poland. And I don't like them at all.
I lived in Volgograd, it is near Kazakhstan and we have the same beverage - kumys, milk of horses, For me it is magnificent!)
and I really miss rye bread

[identity profile] the-most-human.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Russian cuisine" is a good example of oxymoron, heheh.

[identity profile] the-most-human.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Who was so stupid as to put mayonnaise between bread and herring in no.9?
Bread, herrung and onions.
And a 100 of vodka, heheh.

[identity profile] onkel-hans.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I only read about the Russian cuisine in the classical Russian literature of which I did not read much.

My impression is that the most significant meals were -
* perogi, many various and sophisticated kinds
* borsht

To my surprise, the way they serve food in the restaurants by courses is called le service russe. The haphazard way that was typical for the 19th century in America is called le service anglais. I do not quite understand it, but le service anglais reminds me of the buffets.
Edited 2013-11-14 00:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like sausage! And I've never been to Russia in summer time, only autumn and winter. :)

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds too complicated! I'll have to wait until I meet a Russian babushka or dedicated wife who will make it for me. I don't have the patience to go through all that work for a meal. Plenty of tasty things to eat which don't take so long to cook!

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't make this list! I'm only showing what was in the article, although I recognized most of the foods from my visits to Russia. But not kishka, so I believe you that it's not typically eaten there. I have no desire to taste it! :)

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, the drink is tasty! :)

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