First you have to drink a glass of vodka, and then eat the fat, drink the second Cup of vodka and eat aspic, and glass break on the forehead, play the balalaika and drink a bottle of vodka from the bottle.
And balalaika kill a bear.
Then undress naked sleep in the snow, and when you Wake up then some for tomorrow drink another bottle of vodka, and to break two accordion.
And for the amusement of the soul beat his wife with a billet. She was glad, beats it means love. Come visit me and I give you and возжами выпорю in the hayloft!)