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peacetraveler22 ([personal profile] peacetraveler22) wrote2015-03-04 02:39 pm

Как я бухала в Ярославле

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The long road trip in Russia is now over. I just returned to Moscow this afternoon from Yaroslavl, where I finally met a Russian boyfriend, who spoke almost no English! :)) He came to our table, sat down, started petting my hair, blowing me kisses and trying to have a lot of conversation over coconut beer. Each trip, it's necessary to explore the local bars for one night, and one night only. It started at a basic pub, and then onward to a Soviet style kitchen, with a unique feature!

1. An old school telephone at the table. My hosts told me to dial a number and place an order to the kitchen. Ring, ring...no answer. Maybe they were just playing games with me. :) It was hard to tell after so many vodka shots.

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2. Basically, Yaroslavl can be summed up in one photo. I'm usually getting drunk once a year, and it somehow always happens in Russia. It isn't necessary to touch alcohol again for a very long time. Thanks to Olga, Ilya, [livejournal.com profile] lovigin and [livejournal.com profile] macos for the local hospitality! And special thanks to Timur for showing me some sights in Yaroslavl.

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Now I sit in Moscow for only a few hours, and will board the night train to Kazan this evening. This time, I'll travel third class, and maybe meet some interesting bunk mates. When I took the long train ride from Moscow to Adler last year for the Olympics, I was in a first class cabin, with someone I knew. Now, a solo adventure on Russian Railways. If I have readers in Kazan who have a car, and free time, please write in comments or send me a message. I really want to get out of city center and especially meet an authentic Tatar family who is willing to speak with me and be photographed. Of course, I need someone who can speak English and translate because my Russian is very, very bad!

In will be in Kazan all day Thursday and Friday. What is there to see and do, besides churches??


[identity profile] okolostand-up.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
CrimeaNASH!

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Political trolling prohibited! This is a drunk, happy post. :)

[identity profile] lab-sr.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Соседи, с ц к *, косу олдпендосу не могли подогнать на пару часов. Гостеприимство - *уле)

[identity profile] marconi-due.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Когда ебабабельные дамы где-то крепко бухают, у них потом сильно болит детородность. У неебабаельных - не болит, сколько они бы не пили. Парадокс заключается в том, что неебабельные точно знают что пить! И то, от чего детородность потом побаливает - не пьют категорически. Осталось дело за малым: выяснить у ебабельныъх, что же они такое пьют, от чего потом побаливает.

[identity profile] okolostand-up.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ok-ok! :o)

[identity profile] azzkikr2014.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Pindosskaya skotina i alkashka. Fu na tebya

[identity profile] popados.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
what time are you visit Kazan?

[identity profile] semechckin05.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Как я блевал в летнем кафе в Москве

[identity profile] daddyshmarov.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, one question: do you accept the anal sex?

[identity profile] egaristotel.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to Russia! I think this is the friendship between the peoples of our countries!))) You will be in Saint-Petersburg?)

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be there all day Thursday and Friday.

[identity profile] schhonheit.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Have a good travel!! Kazan is a very interesting city. You should see the center of the family. This building is made in the form of the cauldron. in Russian the word - KAZAN. This word means the name of city. Sorry for my bad English and have a good time in Kazan:)

[identity profile] okolostand-up.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Политический троллинг воспрещается! Это счастливый алкопост!"
Как то невероятно тонко меня нахуй послали

если ты вдруг быдло с 9 классами образования, который на английский ходил порисовать на парте - проблема не моя

Re: real name of this city is ХЕРОСЛАВЛЬ

[identity profile] fostral2.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
just because it is a secret name )
Founder of this town was famous prince Херослав Мутный(GloriousPrick Suspicious)

[identity profile] mikhailc.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I would recommend you to keep your attention on your documents and money while travelling.

[identity profile] qui11.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Shannon, you are so beautiful, wise and shiny even when extremely drunk, keep going))

[identity profile] okolostand-up.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
швайнштайгер шальке шнапс

[identity profile] nineospades.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I do live in Kazan, I have a car and a little free time after 6 pm. on workdays and I'm rather free at the week-ends. I speak english. If you need any help just call +79033141953. I've got life principle to help travellers because I travel too sometimes and I hope that karma will reward me for my actions ))

[identity profile] okolostand-up.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
你的陰莖小

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[identity profile] warrior-gt.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Не обижайтесь на эту русскую свинью, просто она глупая.

[identity profile] moya-gospoga.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This woman has gorgeous smile!

[identity profile] noddeat.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The westerners sometimes refer to Platskart as third class because it's third by comfort after SV and Kupe. Also, European sleep vagons similar to Kupe are called "second class".

[identity profile] skvo-ru.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Нахер шпроты.

[identity profile] satyavrata.livejournal.com 2015-03-04 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
надеюсь, ваши кавалеры ботинки с вас сняли.

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