Туалетный этикет для мужчин - поднять или опустить :)

[peacetraveler22]

When you haven't lived with a man for a long time, you forget about their annoying habits. Now I live with not one, but TWO men! I have two male roommates and we share a bathroom. This creates household wars and horrors! The women in the house argue that the men should always put the toilet seat down after they pee. The men say "why!?!, just push it down when you need to sit!" What is the proper etiquette? :) Men, do you put the toilet seat down after you pee? I beg you to please do it if you share a bathroom with a woman. I can hardly describe the feeling of being half asleep, crawling out of a warm bed in the middle of the night, entering a dark bathroom and sitting down only to discover the toilet seat is up. Suddenly you fall into the bowl and your ass is splashed with cold water! Instant alarm clock! :)) It looks something like this....



Yes, this is a First World problem for sure, but a serious one. :) And there is another mystery of the universe. Why do even grown men sometimes miss the bowl and pee on the floor when they're standing up? Is that thing in your pants so difficult to control? :))

Comments

[manule.livejournal.com]

They don't take women seriously. Live with women together to establish better health and hygiene.

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Well they are generally nice guys. :) We all have annoying habits.

[zhang-fei.livejournal.com]

We don't put the seat down, and you know why women hate it? Because they hate us for our freedom.

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Yes! :) Men should be slaves to our desires. ;)))

I'm making progress)

[svat-vladimir.livejournal.com]

Шеннон, я уже стал совсем большим мальчиком)) Понял без переводчика и от радости не обиделся. Почти))

Re: I'm making progress)

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Great! I'm glad your knowledge of English is improving. If you ever have questions about the English language, or words, just ask me. :) I will be happy to help!

Re: I'm making progress)

[svat-vladimir.livejournal.com]

Oh! Thanks! ( Is it right?- my first question)))

Re: I'm making progress)

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is right! :)

[aurelianomore.livejournal.com]

Man or woman, toilets should be flushed with the lid down. Helps to prevent splash drops with bacterias flying around.

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

You're right, but I've heard the most germ infested room in most houses is the kitchen!

А что думают об этом РосКосмос и NASA?

[svat-vladimir.livejournal.com]

Я вполне понимаю озабоченность Шеннон, но чтобы успокоиться, достаточно подумать о том, как всё это происходит на орбитальных станциях.)) Таки там жесть реальная была...
Хорошо быть кошкою, хорошо - собакою...))

Re: А что думают об этом РосКосмос и NASA?

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Yes! :) Space is amazing, awesome and a great mystery. But presents certain challenges. :)