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peacetraveler22 ([personal profile] peacetraveler22) wrote2013-11-13 11:16 am
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Bizarre Russian Foods

herring

Remember my post about the Ukrainian market? I wrote there that I love food and my position hasn't changed. In America, we're getting ready to enter the most delicious time of year. We'll celebrate Christmas in less than two weeks. For my family, this means big gatherings and feasts. I can't really say I love Russian food. During my visits I tried some local cuisine, but didn't like most of it. I'm a very picky eater, not liking fish, seafood or a lot of meat. Recently on a popular U.S. website there was an article entitled "17 Bizarre Foods Every Russian Grew Up With." Maybe you'll find it amusing. I picked the most interesting dishes from the list and I've tasted a lot of the items. For me, the most disgusting delicacies are all the food molds stuffed with meats, herring and other treats. Like this photo, where the dish is called "herring under fur coat." :)

1. Olivye salad. I tasted this last New Year's eve. I don't like mayonnaise, so I can't eat it. I never put dressing on anything, or even ketchup, mustard or other condiments. I eat most things plain.

olivye

2. Salo. I think this is now more closely associated with Ukraine. I tasted it in Kyiv - ah, chewy fat! Not to my liking. I eat a lot of chicken and steak and all fat must be trimmed. I know some people enjoy this part of the meat but it gags me.

salo

3. Kvas. You can easily find this in America, but the taste is too strong for me. During my recent trip to Russia, I tasted birch beer for the first time. Delicious and lighter!

kvas

4. Kompot. This drink I really like! I've had it in several Russian cafes, including Cafe Mu-Mu where I tasted it for the first time. Similar to American fruit punch, but more tasty with the real fruit thrown in.

kompot

5. Varenyky. Is this common in modern day Russia? I remember it being the national dish in Ukraine, available everywhere with a wide variety of stuffing like meat, potatoes and sweet fruits.

varenyky

6. Kishka. Never tasted it and there's too much meat involved!! I doubt I would like it. Maybe I'll be brave next time and take a bite.

kishka

7. Blini w/Caviar. I can't eat it though I tried during a New Year's eve celebration last year with a Russian family. Too salty, and I don't like the strong fishy taste.

blini

8. Kholodets. This is the most interesting dish! I remember at the holidays seeing all kinds of creative molds made out of swans, birds, animals, etc. Very strange and funny. :) During Valentine's Day, maybe they produce heart shaped molds? I also ate a version of this at Cafe Mu-Mu and didn't like it. The jelly texture is odd and the minced meat wasn't very good quality.

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9. Herring, mayo and pickle sandwich. When we were completely drunk at the seedy St. Petersburg vodka bar, the guys tried to get me to eat this as a snack. I refused and ate cheese and crackers instead. This thick brown bread would have been much better to soak up the poison!! Perhaps this is why I needed help walking home at the end of the night! :) Pickles - I hate this food more than any other!

herring, mayo

10. No words for this photo! :))

canned herring

11. In Russia, I'm completely addicted to the sweets and candies. This is my favorite. Each time I visit, my host always has a bunch in the refrigerator and I eat these bars daily. Delicious!

bar

What's your favorite national dish?

Also, I wonder whether it's interesting to readers if I write about how an average American family celebrates Thanksgiving and Christmas? I can take photos and write about my family celebrations if it's an interesting topic? What do you think? Vote below please.


[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
A-1 steak sauce! You can buy this in Russia? Sasha is always asking me to bring it to Moscow when I visit. Sure, I understand Mu-Mu isn't high quality food, but my Russian friends are men. They aren't into making homemade dishes, and I have no idea how to make this Russian food. I guess I could find a recipe online and do an experiment here in Virginia. :)) See's candies - yes, they are very good!

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
How do you feel about American food? Do you miss native food during your long visits here?

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Rye bread - it's one of my favorites! It's easy to find in the U.S.

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, for me it's an oxymoron! :))

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Onions are great! I eat them with lots of things, but as I wrote I don't like herring or any fish. And vodka also is good, esp. cranberry flavored. :))

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
When was the last time you were in Russia? You never visit? Buffets are good! Many great ones here in the DC area, high quality food with lots of options. And, of course, all you can eat. The American way. :)

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't like French food. My palate isn't refined. I don't search for all this crazy Russian stuff - readers and friends send me links to these articles. And I'm certain there are similar articles on foreign sites about the fine specimens on American dating sites. I can only imagine some trailer park trash from Kentucky or Oklahoma posing in a provocative manner. :)) All-American girl? I think we're the best catch, congrats! ;))

[identity profile] the-most-human.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
So you had only to remove mayo and herring from that canapé, heheh.
BTW, have you tasted any samogon while here?
One of my friends makes it so good that any and every scotch, or whatever they make from corn in US just sucks behind the curtain, heheh.

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, I only drank a lot of vodka one night in Russia and it was that shitty brand with the squirrel on it. Horror! :)) In America, I drink Grey Goose or Stolichnaya. I recently discovered Finlandia vodka - I like it!

[identity profile] the-most-human.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
IMNSHO, buying vodka here is plainly dangerous whatever the label is.
Spending few precious litres in airport tax-frees on vodka is also not so good idea, so samogon is our answer, heheh.

[identity profile] onkel-hans.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was there a very long time ago. Then Moscow was very much like das Frontstadt Berlin. No street lights, dark shop windows, empty streets. They say it's changed now but I do not care. I've had my 10 years and it's more than enough.

I know the DC all you can eats. For myself, I eat very little. A chicken breast size AA, a handfull of rice, a double espresso, here's my breakfast. I have been watching the Covert Affairs lately and felt that I missed DC a bit.

[identity profile] olgor.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Selyodka pod shuboi!
Mmmm, yummy!!!

[identity profile] vasha-masha.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Лошадиная редиска?)))Так вот как они наш хрен называют!

[identity profile] luin-nsk.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
My knowledge about American cuisine is based mainly on Rex Stout's novels, so I'll be very grateful if you'll find a spare time and write a post about it:)
As for my favorite russian dish... Well, the top place in the chart is occupied by "perogi", as an earlier commentator called it:) Stuffed with boiled eggs and onion/cabbage, or meat, or mashed potatoes, or... You name it:)
Several words on posted photos.
#1 - a popular "cranberry"-sort joke about Russian customs: to get drunk at a New Year's eve and fall asleep in a can with olivier salad:) Also, though mayo is a canonical dressing, you can use a sour cream instead, or mix a sour cream with mayo.
#7 - generally "blini" are much thinner and larger in diameter. Yes, you can eat it as they are, or stuff it with whatever you like, from meat to fruit jam
#9 - the comment above in which this horror was called "nyamka" hits the bulleye. It's not meal at all:)
#10 - it looks like a fake:) Never seen THAT even in 90's, and in that time you could find in a tins almost everything, even accidentally cooked cockroaches :)

Ошибки быть не может.

[identity profile] andrey-kaminsky.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
After studying the menu, I realized two things:
1) Inamora, in the future, will have to unsubscribe from eating caviar, because I don't encourage extravagance.
2) Now you will attain the ideal Russian dish of your dreams. Ready? That's it.
http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-easy-homemade-sauerkraut-in-a-mason-jar-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-193124
You don't have to thank me now. I know you're happy and busy now. You chop the cabbage and prepare other ingredients to start a wonderful chemical process...

[identity profile] hebrus.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
#2 is rather Ukrainian, #6 is rather Polish, I guess... :)
#10 looks like nonsense... ("Atlantic" what?)

Aspic (#8) is old European dish, mentioned by Dumas, for example... according to Wiki, aspic presence in French cuisine tracks back to 14th century: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspic

If Americans nowadays prefer "Chinese food" (its americanized version, to be precise), and have forsaken old good European tradition... bizzare Russian food, you don't say... :)))

[identity profile] vitsky.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Did you try 'draniki'? http://www.belarusianfood.com/2009/05/draniki.html
Very popular food in Belarus and Ukraine (and, I suppose in Russia too), made of potatoes.

And 'grechka' (or 'grechnevaya kasha') - a buckwheat porridge. Very popular in Russia and ex-USSR, and almost not known in the rest of the world.

[identity profile] shpak-kk.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
современные русские люди редко едят эту гадость. кроме..кваса..наверное.

кроме..кваса..наверное.

[identity profile] andrey-kaminsky.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ем редко, но мечтаю о ней непрерывно. Зов предков и голос крови, что поделать.

[identity profile] gella-key.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Looks really yammy :-) I finally got the point, in our stores marshmallow is called "zephyr", now I know what it is))) I don't really like it, cause when I was a child I ate a whole box of it and got sick))) And by the campfire Russian usually bake potatoes in the coals.

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Are there Russian markets in Buffalo? In the DC area, there are several so you can easily find comfort food from Russia if you wish.

[identity profile] pasha1980.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the fact that in America you can eat absolutely the best samples of food from the four corners of the world. Whenever I come to the US I travel on a tight budget, but nevertheless I have the chance to eat delicious Peruvian and Thai food, seafood, pizza, gyros - you name it. Sometimes when I visit a friend who lives in Brooklyn I go to a Jewish food store and buy various salads and foodstuffs that I'm used to since childhood. But I imagine that if I chose to permanently relocate to the US I would go completely vegetarian (except seafood) - I believe it's healthier for the body and for the spirit.

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I like any type of dough stuffed with potatoes, cheese or vegetables, but not meat. Number 10 - oh, it's a real horror! :)) I can't imagine anyone eating the food in this can. I'm still confused why Russian shops sell the type of small fish in the below photo. Do you eat the whole thing, eyeballs and all??

 photo fish_zpsf05ebdac.jpg

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, I don't like Chinese food although it's very popular in the U.S. Really, it's difficult to say what "American" food is. We eat everything on a consistent basis - Chinese, Mexican, Italian, etc. I think burgers and steak are classic American foods.

[identity profile] peacetraveler22.livejournal.com 2013-11-14 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, no I didn't try it. As you know, my stop in Belarus was very short due to the border drama. :)

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