http://mat-uc.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mat-uc.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] peacetraveler22 2015-03-10 06:59 pm (UTC)

Usually, two policemen. They like to drink. All life - is a train security :)
Sometimes - nobody on a board, just at railstations. Rain boss calling, and policmen come at the next station.

Old russian joke (анекдот)
Мужик покупает билет на ж/д вокзале: - У Вас билет до Урюпинска есть?
- Есть.
- А боковая, верхняя полка у туалета есть?
- Есть!?
- А передо мной табор цыганский билеты покупал, с ними в вагон можно?
-Можно, только там еще и дембеля едут.
-Давайте, само то!
Купил, домой приходит, жена с кухни выбегает и спрашивает:
-Дорогой, ты билет маме купил?
- Не поверишь, последний урвал.

Man buy ticket to the train:
-Have you got a Platzcard ticket near the toilet, top shelf side? Good!!
And to me the Gypsy camp (roma people) tickets bought with them in the wagon?
-Can only be there and soldiers go.
Let's itself!
Bought, comes home, the wife from the kitchen runs out and asks:
"My dear, you're the ticket her mother bought?
You wouldn't believe it, the last caught up.



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