Туалетный этикет для мужчин - поднять или опустить :)

[peacetraveler22]

When you haven't lived with a man for a long time, you forget about their annoying habits. Now I live with not one, but TWO men! I have two male roommates and we share a bathroom. This creates household wars and horrors! The women in the house argue that the men should always put the toilet seat down after they pee. The men say "why!?!, just push it down when you need to sit!" What is the proper etiquette? :) Men, do you put the toilet seat down after you pee? I beg you to please do it if you share a bathroom with a woman. I can hardly describe the feeling of being half asleep, crawling out of a warm bed in the middle of the night, entering a dark bathroom and sitting down only to discover the toilet seat is up. Suddenly you fall into the bowl and your ass is splashed with cold water! Instant alarm clock! :)) It looks something like this....



Yes, this is a First World problem for sure, but a serious one. :) And there is another mystery of the universe. Why do even grown men sometimes miss the bowl and pee on the floor when they're standing up? Is that thing in your pants so difficult to control? :))

Comments

[moskitow.livejournal.com]

It's hysterical!
I was blessed with men that always kept the sit down(all of them were cleaning their bathrooms themselves so they usually were very careful and clean with it :)) So I'm a spoiled brat he, he....

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are a diva and spoiled! :)) Btw, how would I write the title of this post in Russian? Is it - Мужской туалет этикет - вверх или вниз?

[moskitow.livejournal.com]

Better would be "Туалетный этикет для мужчин - поднять или опустить"

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[3as7.livejournal.com]

I had female roommates, and after peeing I kept the seat up. Actually I made an effort to raise it to avoid splashing, so putting it down could be an equal effort.

Equality, you know. :)

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Yeah, equality...sometimes a double-edged sword. :)