Туалетный этикет для мужчин - поднять или опустить :)

[peacetraveler22]

When you haven't lived with a man for a long time, you forget about their annoying habits. Now I live with not one, but TWO men! I have two male roommates and we share a bathroom. This creates household wars and horrors! The women in the house argue that the men should always put the toilet seat down after they pee. The men say "why!?!, just push it down when you need to sit!" What is the proper etiquette? :) Men, do you put the toilet seat down after you pee? I beg you to please do it if you share a bathroom with a woman. I can hardly describe the feeling of being half asleep, crawling out of a warm bed in the middle of the night, entering a dark bathroom and sitting down only to discover the toilet seat is up. Suddenly you fall into the bowl and your ass is splashed with cold water! Instant alarm clock! :)) It looks something like this....



Yes, this is a First World problem for sure, but a serious one. :) And there is another mystery of the universe. Why do even grown men sometimes miss the bowl and pee on the floor when they're standing up? Is that thing in your pants so difficult to control? :))

Comments

[peacetraveler22.livejournal.com]

Why would a woman want the toilet seat up? It serves no purpose for females. But if they are willing to abide by their husband's choice, then sure it's okay. They will know the seat is up, and not be surprised as I often am. :) Relationships are all about compromise. :)

[waldliebhaber.livejournal.com]

You see this agreement is about the usage of both the seat and the cover( toilet lid?)
Two parts - the seat and the cover.
Whether it is agreed @closed@ or @opened@ everyone have to either open or close.
So that is why it is fair and kinda social - all members of community have to do efforts to keep the things as agreed.

[3as7.livejournal.com]

My girlfriends never minded the seat in the raised position. I don't know what's wrong with some ladies who always complain about the seat position :)